2004 – CURRENT
Personal Blog, Conspiracy Theories from the Reality Challenged
The funniest, most random blog on the web. At least, that’s the rumor I started. In it you can see the progression of my writing skills, which run the gamut from cringy and amateurish to, “someone please call this girl a psychiatrist.” I leave the bad posts on purpose, because it keeps me humble.
2008 – 2017
Product Reviews, Amazon
I would provide links, but they’ve been removed. Companies say they want you to be honest, but they really don’t. Tide once sent me a $2 off coupon because they felt sorry for me for having six teenagers, though. True story.
AA in Psychology, University of Phoenix
Graduated with a GPA of 3.4 and a whole new outlook on Sigmund Frued.
BS in Business Admin, University of Phoenix
- Microsoft Office;
- Google Docs;
- Legal Transcription;
- Dad jokes and wicked puns;
- Twitter jokes that get retweeted sometimes;
- Meeting deadlines like a boss;
- I have, like, 30 Wattpad followers that think I’m pretty great;
- I was quoting Douglas Adams and Monty Python and the Holy Grail before it was cool.
Also, as a Psych major I have a plethora of awesome psych jokes. Example: A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. Or, when you accidentally find your dad’s stash of lingerie. Maybe that’s an Oedipus thing. Nevermind. That’s a story for my therapist.