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Sandra Creason

To contact this candidate email topangamedia@gmail.com

Contact using webmail: Gmail / AOL / Yahoo / Outlook

Experience
2004 – CURRENT
Personal Blog, Conspiracy Theories from the Reality Challenged
The funniest, most random blog on the web. At least, that’s the rumor I started.  In it you can see the progression of my writing skills, which run the gamut from cringy and amateurish to, “someone please call this girl a psychiatrist.”  I leave the bad posts on purpose, because it keeps me humble.

2008 – 2017
Product Reviews, Amazon
I would provide links, but they’ve been removed.  Companies say they want you to be honest, but they really don’t.  Tide once sent me a $2 off coupon because they felt sorry for me for having six teenagers, though. True story.

Education:
May 2012
AA in Psychology, University of Phoenix
Graduated with a GPA of 3.4 and a whole new outlook on Sigmund Frued.

May 2020
BS in Business Admin, University of Phoenix

Skills:

  • Microsoft Office;
  • Google Docs;
  • SEO;
  • Legal Transcription;
  • Dad jokes and wicked puns;
  • Twitter jokes that get retweeted sometimes;
  • Mult-tasking;
  • Meeting deadlines like a boss;
  • I have, like, 30 Wattpad followers that think I’m pretty great;
  • I was quoting Douglas Adams and Monty Python and the Holy Grail before it was cool.

Also, as a Psych major I have a plethora of awesome psych jokes. Example: A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. Or, when you accidentally find your dad’s stash of lingerie.  Maybe that’s an Oedipus thing. Nevermind. That’s a story for my therapist.

AA in Psychology
Sep 2010/May 2012
University of Phoenix
Pursuing BS in Business Administration
Oct2018/May 2020
University ofPhoenix

About Candidate

Hello there. :) My name is Sandra, and I have a crippling addiction to Folgers. I enjoy long walks on the beach, Netflix binges, writing, portrait art, and great novels. I like to watch shows like the Greatest Loser and pretend I'm buff while I suck Cheez-whiz right out of the can. I currently live in Southeastern Oklahoma, a choice that I was not consulted on and am still slightly salty about. I'm trying to relocate my family back to my home state of Colorado. When I'm not doing insane amounts of laundry and making enough food to feed an army (household of eight, with six teenagers), I'm writing. My dream job would be working from home full-time as a writer, preferably wearing no pants and pretending I'm buff while I suck Cheez-whiz right out of the can. :) Seriously, though, I would love to work remotely, with a company or team that I could work with long term, and that I can carry with me when I make the move back home to Colorado. I realize that my freelance resume isn't long or exceptionally impressive, but I do have a knack for writing, and I work hard. I'm a great team player, and I'm always open to learning new things and taking on new challenges.